Clavicus Vile is the kind that would get too drunk at a party before anyone else then would start crying about his life before passing out and leaving people to wonder what the hell to do with him.
The fact that most guys’ first response to a woman wanting equality is “SO CAN I HIT U NOW” is sort of terrifying
Like that’s the first thing you’re concerned about? I just want equal pay and you want to punch me in the face? Cool cool
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
When i was in the car, the top 500 were playing on the radio and a Bon Jovi song came on. My dad and brother were all like, “Ugh, why are they so high up on the list?”
I decided to seize the moment and say,
And then, like a personal little reward, Carry On Wayward Son came on next.
You were heard and rewarded for your faith